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The following is a true story. No embellishment.
Last night we were sitting at the dinner table and talking about whatever when McKenna chimed in with what she wanted to do after dinner.
“I want to color,” she said.
I said, “Oh yeah, what do you want to color?”
She replied, “I want to color an Easter picture [...]

We ended up getting the same ultrasound tech that we had last time. She gooped up my wife’s belly with the belly jelly and started probing around while I sat there half pretending to understand what I was looking at.