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We ended up getting the same ultrasound tech that we had last time. She gooped up my wife’s belly with the belly jelly and started probing around while I sat there half pretending to understand what I was looking at.

I still consider myself a novice at this whole parenting thing. I feel like the guy who just ten minutes ago mastered how to juggle three balls at the same time and now notices someone about to throw in the fourth.